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Wonkette Ranks Hillary’s VP Picks By Hotness, Because We’re Shallow Like That
GET IT GURL Ooh, did you all see the big SCOOP that is in the lamestream media today, about how Hillary Clinton’s short list of VP candidates has leaked? Vox published a long info-tainment blog post...
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Badass Sen. Barbara Boxer Has Some Questions About Donald Trump’s Illegal...
Sen. Boxer would like to see you in her office, Mr. Trump. UH OH, there goes Mother Jones again, making friends and influencing people public policy! First MoJo did a huge investigation into private...
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Syrians Are Just Dying To Tell You Something! Wonkagenda for Wednesday,...
You can’t die before you see Syria! You’ll be very sad when you find out that the DNC hacks succeeded because of bumbling, inefficiencies, and laziness at various levels of government in handling those...
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DNC Picks Perez As Chair, Ellison Being Totally Cool About It, AS WILL ALL OF...
Tom Perez is the new chair of the Democratic National Committee, and Keith Ellison is the new deputy chair. You may have noticed, we did not cover this race! That is because fuck you. The Bernie...
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Obama Secretly Taking Leaks Everywhere! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 28, 2017
Morning Wonkers! We’ve got a busy day ahead of us, so here’s some of the stories we may be talking about today! More hacked text messages from Paul Manafort’s daughter are being leaked and they...
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Your Weekly Top Ten Can’t Stop Laughing At Sad Numbnuts James O’Keefe
Not James O’Keefe OH HI WONKERS. How is it shaking? Are you LOLing at James O’Keefe, not pictured above? You will be in a minute when we tell you about the top story of the week, what was published...
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Bill O’Reilly: A Gross, Gross Creep. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 3, 2017
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today, Supreme Court nomineeNeil Gorsuch now has the support of Indiana Sen. Joe Donnelly, but as the rest the Senate Democrats...
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Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017
I’m back, Wonkers! I swear I didn’t get arrested, or super drunk, or find myself unable to retrieve unmentionables from my unmentionables. Anywho, here’s some of the things we may be talking about...
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Trump Digs His Shithole Deeper. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 16, 2018
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. Current and former FBI and intelligence officials are livid that Devin Nunes and his lackeys are sticking their brown...
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Democratic Party Will See Trump Campaign And Russia IN HELL! (Or At Least In...
SUCK IT If you have been wondering “IS OUR DNC DOING ANYTHING TODAY?” we have some news for you, and it is that the DNC is suing the fuck out of the Trump campaign and the Russian Federation and...
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Don’t Be Tardy For The Obstruction Party! Wonkagenda For Fri., May 25, 2018
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. While the FBI was getting ready to brief the Gang of Eight on the FBI informant who poked Carter Page and George...
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